What the actual fuck are you meant to do with the penny change that you recieve?! In the history of getting the 1p change, man has always, without question, accepted it and then found it a few weeks later in the bottom of his pocket along with the other unwanted pennies.
Sometimes I peruse the counter for places of relief, maybe a corner of the counter out of the assistants field of vision, maybe a charity box. The chances are however it will end up in that cup that is reserved for no other purpose than the unwanted pennies you gather throughout the year.
What the fuck am I even talking about.
