Loool.

When people write that, it annoys me exeedingly, and when I come to power anyone who says that or "lmaooo" on an instant messenger will be very quickly shot.
"Laugh out out out loud"...Eat my shit, it doesn't make sense.
And I was talking to someone today on it who actually had the cheek to say, "I'm sad lool". This was the same person... that only a few weeks ago called me an emo for the pure fact that my hair is past my ears. So Chavvy McChavchav, you like to laugh at your sadness then? Eat my piles.
You know what else annoys me? The word "boi" or "todai". It's just code for "I cannot write properly". And for the sort of one finger typists that write those sort of words will realise that the "y" key is actually closer to the "a" key, therefore making it easier to write.
But by far the most annoying thing is when this happens;

"Hey"
"helloo x"
"How are you?"
"im gd u x"
"I'm okay."
"niceee x"

If you're walking down the street, and you look at people, like me you will never see two individuals kissing after every sentence. That would be plain inconvinient.
Well there are exeptions...such as the type of women that sit in their paddling pools and cutting their toenails all day, while talking to their girlfriend on their mobile.
So yes, in conclusion...
...there isn't one really.
I think we should accept that these were only written when I'm either really bored. Or very annoyed.
Oh yeah, and Boris Johnson sucks bollocks.
Thanks.