You're wasting your valuable time.

When I finally work out what to write and then post this, a frenzy of about three people will come to read this... and then go, without commenting this or clicking on the adverts. Frankly, I don't blame them. Clicking on the adverts takes a whole three seconds and thanks to super-dooper fast broadband with a rocket up its backside you could be doing alot of other things and it is now infact too long. The link to post a comment on these is also so tiny that the half a millesecond taken to put your cursor over the link and to press the button has already wasted your valuable myspacing time.
Though, to be honest... the internet probably wastes most our lifes anyway by throwing viagra adverts into our email inboxes and loading up adverts about gay dating that we can't even be bothered to look at. I mean come on... as of 4:30pm on Saturday 6th September we've all spent 20, 771, 402, 679 cumilative hours sitting on our backsides doing completly nothing exept for waiting for internet sites to load, and in the time I spent highlighting that figure and copy pasting it to here... that went up by around 20,000 or so. That's quite alot. And just for some self satisfaction you've probably added to that figure by loading up this page to read this.
And bear in mind that this is today, with most people having super-dooper fast broadband with a rocket up its backside. In the days of dial up and Windows 95 with its lovely screeching noises and constant crashing this figure would have been much, much higher. It's mind boggling how much time we spend just sitting on our spinny chairs doing nothing.
And remember, this figure will increase with the 195.6 million computers that were sold this year and the 146, 654 babies squeezed out as of 4:50pm today.
Before you ask, I am not going to tell you what website I'm getting all these numbers from. Out of the three people reading this, there will probably be a female or two... and I have a certain smugness inside me knowing that I know things that about the world that they don't.
I shall finish now, but before I go I must just say that 1874, 500, 385, 938 solar energy things have hit the Earth, luckily for us... nothing happens, and in the time taken to end this sentence that number has gone up by around 2 million. Shame really, if it did do anything it could have knocked the sense into those complete f*****s who are running around screaming about the end of the world... because some wierd scientist is going to throw an atom down a glorified smarties tube. Send me your all iPods and Television sets then...you won't need them for much longer.