Oh yes.

For my last blog, I received 55 hits according to my hit counter. Which is a record.
That's up by about 54 since last time.
Pah, it's a load of bollocks, I fucking closed the page and opened it about 40 gazillion times and it went up by absolutely fuck all.
I've decided to stop censoring my swear words as well. So;
Fuck fuckety fuck fuck, monkey banging clitoris cunt 'ole with extra wankers and shit.
There.
I'm pretty pleased at myself because I now officially absolutely fucking rock at these. Not bragging or anything... But I have yet to receive a bad comment... oh apart from;
"They're too long."
Well, I don't know about you, but when I want to... I can in fact can stop reading stuff. Man, I'd love to see you pick up The Bible.
"Son, come downstairs"
"I can't! I've started reading it! I haven't slept in three days and I'm only on Genesis!"
Haha.
Anyway, my form tutor isn't that pleased at me I don't think, I'm probably too rude to be honest.
"Matthew, you are so rude!"
"Sorry"
"You're not sorry though"
That is both very annoying, but very correct. And it seems as though every mothefucking teacher says it aswell. What the fuck do they expect me to say?! I'm really tempted to turn around and go;
"I'm not fucking sorry then."
Well, if I did that I'd probably be castrated, but at least I'd be telling the truth.
Really, what the hell are we meant to say? It's not like you're going to get on your hands and knees and beg for her forgiveness. I'd still be taller than her anyway but that's not the point. Oh, or the other thing;
"Don't do it again!"
"Okay sorry, I won't"
"You will though!"
Fuck off you twat! What's the fucking point of telling me not to do it again then?! For that pure fact... I'd do it again. Dickheads.
Anyway.
I'm too much of a fussy eater to be honest, I'm suppose what you could call the opposite of a vegetarian... a meatatarian...? I probably need to eat more of my "five a day". When I look down the toilet and see sweetcorn in my stools, I actually physically jump, it's been that long.
If I became a veggie though, I'd literally be shitting out Weetabix's. Pah! I could never be one. They fart a lot more than normal people as well apparently. Sorry, "normal people"... that's probably anti - vegetarian. Just like apparently it's racist to call a black person "coloured", even though we only say it because we're too fucking scared to say "black" in case that's fucking racist in the first place. People get too paranoid over things to be honest, they may as well sing "Bah bah multicultural sheep, have you any fair trade wool?"
Any who, back to vegetarians. I see many of them go for the whole "meat is murder" stuff. I've got nothing against their views (again, out with the anti -vegetarianism) but as far as I can see, apart from plant eaters and stuff (which we are not, hence the canines and the digestive system)EVERY animal that's ever existed EVER has killed another animal for food.
And besides, if we wern't meant to eat chickens or whatever... how comes they taste SO FUCKING NICE?
If any vegetarians have been upset or offended in any of this blog, please feel free to keep your views entirely to yourself. As I'll just ignore you.
Thankyou, I think this blog is about average size, sorry if it's too short.