Jesi.

I've decided that I'm going to create a new email address, get an AdSense, and then sit back and watch the cash literally not roll in. Ever.
It's worth a try though.
If you're interested I have a bite on my second little toe. I would look for the proper name for my second little toe and out smug you all again. But I asked Jeeves and he came up with a load of bulls**t about horoscopes and bones, so that's that.
Anyway, I have a debate. Oh yes.
It started when I was discussing it with a couple of friends;
Is the plural of Jesus... Jesi?
Like Octopus and Octopi?
I don't mean that in a blasphemous way, hell no, that'd be politically incorrect of me and probably result in being sent to prison for some reason.
I mean, say you're behind the scenes on a nativity play;
"There are the Josephs on your left, over there are the wise men and over there are the... Jesi"
I reckon it works to be honest.
Oh, and on the subject of religion, if you get enough people putting their religion as the same name in the National Survey... it officially becomes one.
Yes it does. Jedi, is a religion now... apparently.
That's an amazing way to cheat in the R.S. exam.
"Choose one other religion, other than Christianity..."
Jedi!
Imagine the look on the markers face when she gets that!
"According to the Jedi Bible, Obi -Wan Kenobi f****d your mother with a light sabre."
I'd do it. Not the whole Obi-Wan thing... the exam...
...just to get that straight...
I wonder how Darth Vader peed to be honest. Poor guy. I wonder if he had a remote for his penis, that'd be amazing. And I think all the Jedi were idiots, they didn't need all this fighting crap, just press the button on his chest, sit back and LOL at him.
On a further note, if this note thing that I wrote to my Geography teacher gets back to my home. Don't expect me to be writing anymore of these, 'cos I'll be dead. Very, very dead.
If any one's wondering what I'm on about, basically I wrote about how she was off school because she shagged a monkey and got AIDS off of it, oh and said that as a Geography teacher you'd expect her to be able to find her own way to the class without getting lost and ending up in a meeting.
When she found it... she didn't take it very lightly. Hell no.
Anyway, I'll be going and stealing the school blueprints so I can work out which was is the safest direction to zip wire out of a window.
Goodbye.